Next Year's Model ?

Those of you hoping to get a slot as next year's McCann patsy will be disappointed to learn that I am reliably informed that the position has been pre-booked.  Having run out of incarcerated German paedos, and swarthy, pock-marked gypsies they have decided to go for  something a little more rustic next year.  Come on down Benny from Crossroads !

(PS for those of you who are not Brits  above a  certain age, Benny was the lovable village simpleton in the long running ITV show Crossroads who sported an iconic green/blue woollen hat.